Smoker's Cough

Jaxon informed me that he has been coughing all night and all day at school. Funny how he doesn't cough in the afternoon or evening when he is around the family. He then tells me what he thinks of this cough. "Mom, there isn't a reason I should have a cough like this. (I'm thinking, it's getting cold out and you won't wear a coat). Smokers have a cough like this cause they smoke all the time." I am wondering where he is taking this. "Mom, I think the only thing that makes sense is that in the middle of the night, I am sleep walking and going out and smoking." I asked him if he is hiding cigarettes somewhere that I should know about. He responded, " I don't think so". Jaxon, I am sticking to the reason that the weather has changed and everyone in this house refuses to dress for the weather. I do love your imagination!